Let's Call a Spade a Spade Shall We?

So I could apologize for the long wait and beg forgiveness for my extreme neglect, but I'm not going to. I am just going to admit that I have an extreme distaste for blogging.

There.

I said it.

If you could all get into a single file line to pick up the pitchforks and torches it would make the riots go much smoother.

I was just going to forever ignore this blog and hope that people forgot that it ever existed in the first place, but then, like Archimedes, I stumbled upon an intriguing idea whilst in the bathtub.

This idea was nowhere near as profound as the principle of density, but it changed my view of this blog, so...that's something (shrug). Instead of blogging about my life, which is dull beyond all reckoning, I am going to blog about things that I find interesting, infuriating, or controversial.

There!!! New outlook, new blog, less boring things about my life.

Stayed tuned for changes....